Romeo and Juliet parody

from forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
a pair of star-crossed brothers take their life,
whose misadventure piteous overthrows
doth with their death bury their org's strife....



Roman as Romeo
Julius as Juliet
Sven as Juliet's nurse ftw..kidding, he's fitting to be Mercutio
Clyde as Benvolio
Marty as Rosaline
Leon as the Balthasar


Julius to Roman

O Roman, Roman,
wherefore art thou, Roman?
Deny thy government and refuse thy job,
or if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love
and I'll no longer be a gestapo.



Sven *tis a biting satire w/c wordplay has sexual double ententes*

oh then I see Queen Mab hath been with you... *literally, he meant he saw jules with a prosty *shot**
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Roman: Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.

Sven: If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.
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Julius: And when I shall die, take him and cut him up in little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will fall in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun.
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Roman: O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
Julius: What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?
Roman: The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
Julius: I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!

me: ftw
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